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If you learned to sleep with one eye closed and one open you could squeeze in at least 12hrs sleep in one day! No?
 

It is very rare for me to be 100% awake in the first place (I think it's happened once or twice so far in 2006). Adding another half-asleep status to that would put me at somewhere between 3/8 and 1/4 awake, which is kinda low even for me.

Besides, walking around with one eye shut draws unnecessary attention. Everyone (even people who don't really know me) would want to know "what happened". If that happened often enough, it might irritate me to the point that I would resummon the first scion, opening my third eye for the first time in an age. My incorporeal wings would manifest and spread out for several miles, pulsing with energy that would cause the Earth itself to scream in agony. (That always freaks people out.) I would cut the last offender into his or her base parts with telekinesis, then use their bones to create another set of weapons that would continue whirling around me as I flew over the city, destroying everything I encounter with power stored in the black hole at the center of my soul. Hours later, after the destruction ends, the terror alert level would rise.

I’m fairly certain that would take more energy than I would gain from the endeavor to begin with.
 

If you had more self-control you wouldn't need to open your crazy eye.
 

I have a lot of self-control, it just decides to suddenly stop working sometimes. Otherwise, things would be far too easy and/or simple.