No Use For A Title

Today some guy was putting up flyers that said the school's new administration cares nothing for the students and only cares for its own power. Like any good flyer, it had an eye-catching graphic on it. The graphic on this one is "[School logo] = [Communist Russia symbol]"...I wonder if the activist group that advocates communism would have a problem with that.

All these activism groups intrigue me. I wonder if the people involved in them will really continue fighting The Man(tm) in all his forms, or if they're just doing it because they're in college and feel the need to rebel against authority. Non-conformity at its finest, right?

Another one of those flyers talked about self-injury. The mental health group is having a meeting about it. I almost feel like going, but I know they're talking about _physical_ injury, and that's the only form of myself I've never injured...purposely, at least. Now, if we're talking accidental self-injury, I'm sure way more people would fall into the statistic.

Got Symantec Antivirus from the school's servers the other day, when my Norton trial ran out. It's pretty kickass. I think it doesn't even have a subscription type service thing. =O

Today in Psychology we talked about Freudian psychology, including Oedipus complex and penis envy. It reminded me of the time I convinced some guys that penis envy was being jealous of the size of another man's penis, and got them to say they had penis envy in the past. That was pretty funny.

Had a quiz in programming today. All of the questions were decidedly not programming related, however. The first question was "True or false?" That's it. The second and third questions were about cartoons, and the fourth asked us to tell how many calories were in a 20 oz. Pepsi. Oh, the bonus question asked us to name a famous computer from before some year in the 70's. I named Deep Blue.

What else? Oh, Nina is hot. I guess that's all.

God damn I feel like shit.

Just thought I'd get that out of the way first. Now that that's done with...

I'm unhappy with what they've done to the Eastlake Wal-Mart. It used to be special, now it's just a strange carbon copy of every other Wal-Mart out there. It's built like a labyrinth, too; at least they put up pictures and a limited number of words to give some (false) sense of direction.

I like the past tense in "know and loved." I don't like the "copyright infringement" reference. No feelings of inferiority here, nope...

The 1.75 thing could use some explaining, but I don't have more precise notation set up yet, and I'm too lazy. blah.

Yes, Thanks for the amazing introduction Bater. For those of you who don't know me (and I can't think of anyone who does, but whatever), I'm Hydra, the best damn thing to hit this Blog since Jasiro's 5th grade DARE essay. Why am I doing a guest blog? It just seemed like a fun thing to do. I've known Bater for.... (counts his toes) 2+ years now, and I probably know more about him than most people. Whether or not that's a bad thing I'll leave open for debate. Now then, onto the subject at hand, which is talking about Baterianism.

What is Baterianism really? Webster's dictionary defines it as.....What the fuck, there IS NO DEFINITION IN HERE! WEBSTER SHOULD BE SHOT! *coughs* Ahem, now then, where was I? Oh, right, Baterianism. As I said, I've known Bater for a long time, and that would give me some sort of insight on Baterianism, right? Wrong, actually. I only know about as much as he lets on here. Well, slightly more, but anything else I know has been told to me under threat of death if I tell anyone, so I'll just comment on what he has made public about it.

Baterianism is the latest, and some say greatest, religion to hit our world. Well, to be made public anyways, as it has been around for several thousand years, but that's a story for another day. Much like the Dali Lhama, the "messiah" of Baterianism passes through many different forms in many different lifetimes. His current form is the guy we all know and loved named Bater. Well, not really, but his real name cannot be spoken here, as the slightest mention of it would drive even the more iron willed individual insane. Baterianism is more than just a belief, it's a way of life.

How so, you ask? Well, currently there are only 1.75 known Baterians (no, I'm not one of them). It is a harsh lifestyle, one which few sane men would take. Many people have tried to imitate it, but none have ever successfully become Baterian. Why the people try to imitate is beyond me, but it may be due to feelings of inferiority about themselves. Bater finds such actions amusing, but never stands for them for very long. Copyright infringement, as he would say.

Now, while I'm here, I'll share with you all the secret to Bater's powers. The power lays, some say, in his cape. Now, it's not just any old cape. Sure, it LOOKS like a tattered old cloth, but it is in fact the true path to glory. Only a true Baterian may wield The Cape, as it will instantly strangle to death any mortal who would dare to put it around their necks. So, to all you wannabe Baterians out there, the secret is The Cape.

Well, now that I've said that, Bater will hunt me down and chop off my shins. I guess I better run like hell.

-Hydra

Everyone's favorite toothpick Hydra has requested the chance to do "guest blog"-type things here, so I guess I'll oblige him, for now. Let's see if I can resist the temptation to alter his posts. =x

hmm.

Today I was at the vending machines in that one building getting my third Pepsi for the day when some woman came up and tried to get a bag of M&M's from the "food" vending machine. I had a feeling it would get stuck - even though nothing had gotten stuck in it before - and it did. Exciting, no?

Anyway, she said she was going to have to buy a second bag just to get the first one. Realizing the injustice of the situation, I sprang into action. It was only caught by a corner, after all..."Sometimes you gotta fight back."

I gave the machine some of my trademark friendly pushes, and the 55-cent item [I'll rant about that some other time] fell from its perch as it should have in the first place. I was a real hero.

I haven't blogged in a while because I can't think of anything noteworthy to say. Well, I still can't, but I'll put something up so that little bastard boy will possibly stop bothering me about it. Here goes.

You wanna know what pisses me off? People who use the restroom and don't wash their hands. Every time I'm in this one building at school, when I'm washing my hands at the one sink in the bathroom, someone will come in, piss, and leave. (They have time to do all of that for two reasons: 1) Maybe they didn't have to piss very much and 2) I make sure my hands are cleaner than they were before I started) After that, I don't really feel like touching the door handle, and there isn't one of those buttons you can push to open the door that is made for handicapped people. In fact, that section is pretty handicapped-inaccessible; someone should protest that. They certainly spend a lot of time protesting useless causes, like civil rights and removing the death penalty.

What else pisses me off? Hmm...there are too many things to list, so I'll just pick one. Every time I'm in a grocery store and go to the express lane, some asshole ahead of me does something stupid that holds the line up. Today there was only ONE guy ahead of me, and he decided he wanted to pay with a credit card, even though the express lane wasn't equipped with a card reader and said it accepted cash only.

Well, I guess that's it. If you don't like it, too bad. I don't live to serve you. =/

The only link to this site (that I know of) is on niff.us, but who knows what sites link to that one? Reading various other sites of this sort that I found because one was linked to another is what brought me to create this site, so I know there could be people out there reading this. Hopefully the lack of updates over the past few days will have driven them away. hmm...I'll have to ask about that. There are a number of other things I'll have to ask the owner of that site, mostly about that server.



Neutral:
Harmony and balance is key. You don't look at the
world in a negative or positive way and you'll
never judge or assume a situation- you just
look at the facts. People like you are peaceful
and accepting.

Made by
Sara


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It's a good thing that quiz says I have a balanced perspective, and not that I'm balanced.


MD is weirding me out lately. Apparently I managed to connect with only a couple of hundred attempts whereas others had tried thousands of times. When I did, however, I mistyped my pass, which I think resulted in a z-line? Does it make any sense to z-line on the first failure to input the proper password? Well, I can think of a couple of other things that I...eh...never mind.

Moving along...

This blog is essentially public now, as some bastard had to mention the URL in a chat room. Oh well. No more writings until I properly anchor myself, I suppose. ;x